deployedonfri.day

Deployed on Friday.

Side projects, shipped on the day no enterprise would let you. Not production-grade. Built anyway.

See what shipped

What shipped anyway

Four Fridays. Zero approvals. All still running.

01

Bash Sommelier

Rates your shell history like a wine snob.

A CLI that parses your .bash_history and delivers unsolicited, theatrically snobbish commentary on your command choices. Notes of "regrettable rm -rf", finishes long on "you really should learn sed".

  • Rust
  • Clap
  • Regret

02

Inbox Purgatory

Auto-snoozes the emails you are emotionally avoiding.

Detects avoidance patterns (opened three times, replied zero) and quietly relocates the email to a holding pen until you are ready. Mostly enables the avoidance. Built anyway.

  • TypeScript
  • Gmail API
  • Denial

03

Cursed YAML Linter

A config linter more pedantic than your senior reviewer.

Fails CI for two-space indentation drift, trailing whitespace, and "vibes-based" key ordering. Has opinions about anchors. Nobody asked for this level of scrutiny.

  • Go
  • AST
  • Spite

04

Spite-Driven Development

A commit tracker that only counts commits made out of spite.

Cross-references commit timestamps against calendar events labeled "stand-up" and "perf review." Generates a quarterly report nobody requested, titled honestly.

  • Python
  • SQLite
  • Grudges